Shady Lane

Posted by Doc B. (M) on January 26, 2009 at 14:57:46

Look guys, I was one of only five people selected! And it will only take me 437 days to collect the full amount!

External Review Committee on Debt
Standard Bank Nigeria

Attention Beneficiary:

We wish to inform you that you have been scheduled to be paid $262,000.00 through our Automated teller machine card (ATM Card) which will only require you to proceed to any ATM Cash Point to withdraw the sum of $600 per day till the payment is completed.

This development is as a result of a just concluded yearly program where 5 individuals get cash benefits from our bank. These 5 beneficiaries are selected randomly through personal websites, account holders etc. Being an international bank, we endeavor to make this opportunity available to everyone, no matter the location.

We use FedEx for all our international shipments, and to enable this take place you are required to pay the sum of $200 shipping fees. These are FedEx charges and not for the bank, we only help to receive these funds on their behalf and will immediately authorize them to ship your ATM card once payments are confirmed.

We are sorry as we cannot deduct from your funds to pay for the Shipping/Transfer charges. This is in accordance with section 13(1-2) of the new payment policy Act as adopted in 1993 and amended on 3rd July 1998 by the external review committee on debt. This is to protect our clients and to avoid misappropriation of funds by officials.

Furthermore you are advised to contact me ASAP for the issuance of your ATM card and my e-mail address is kelvin.nw10@sify.com. When you contact me, kindly provide your:

1. Full Name (As Stated in your ID)
2. Contact Address (Where your ATM card will be shipped to)
3. Valid telephone number

This information will be used to process your card before it's issued out to you. I will like to know if you still want me to proceed. I humbly await your instructions.

Kelvin Nwosu
ATM Issuing Department

Edits: 01/26/09