Growing old with vintage.

Vintage Asylum

Classic gear from yesteryear; vintage audio standing the test of time.

Two very elderly friends, Max and Wally, met in the park every day to
feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss vintage audio.
One day Wally didn't show up Max didn't think much about it, figured
maybe he had a cold or some such.
But after Wally hadn't shown up for a week or so Max really got worried.
However, the only time they ever got together anymore (they used to mod gear together) was at the park, and Max couldn't remember where Wally lived so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month passed and Max figured old Wally had gone to his heavenly
reward, but one day Max approached the park and, lo and behold, there
sat Wally! Max was very excited and happy to see him and told him so!
Then he said, "For crying out loud Wally, what happened to you???"
Wally replied, "I've been in jail." "Jail?!," cried Max!! "What in the
world for?!!"
"Well," Wally said, "You know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at
the coffee shop where we sometimes get coffee?"
"Yeah" said MAX, "I remember her. What about her?"
"Well one day last month she got mad at me and to get even, she charged me with rape. I was so proud of what everyone would think an old fart like me could still do, that when I got into court, I pled 'Guilty'.
The judge took a good look at me and gave me 30 days for perjury."

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Topic - Growing old with vintage. - Al Nico 04:54:33 03/09/07 (1)

Nyuk, nyuk! (nt) - Flyquail56 07:13:25 03/09/07 (0)

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