two minute management course and I want to share it.

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Lesson One:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw
the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit on my ass like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below
the eagle, and rested. Suddenly, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and
ate it.
Management Lesson: To be sitting on your ass and doing nothing, you must be
sitting very high up.
Lesson Two:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the
top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my manure droppings?" replied the
bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of manure, found it actually gave him enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating
some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, he was proudly perched at the top of the
tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of
the tree.
Management Lesson: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep
you there.
Lesson Three:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird
froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a
cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in
the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was.
The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there warm and happy, and
soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the
pile of cow dung, promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lessons:
1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
This ends your two-minute management course.

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Topic - two minute management course and I want to share it. - MIchael Samra 14:27:38 02/05/06 (4)

Management lessons turn one into a smarter ass only? - Wise Lee 21:11:20 02/05/06 (0)

Seems comprehensive, Mikey. NT - corerosin 15:59:36 02/05/06 (0)

Re: How True!!NT. - TAZSMONN 15:22:51 02/05/06 (1)

Re: How True!!NT. - MIchael Samra 17:12:30 02/05/06 (0)

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