In Reply to: An Epitaph posted by Pacman on April 2, 2007 at 19:38:45:
... aimlessly roaming the fields of his native Albania, as if by mere instinct. The sole purpose of his undead gaze is to find the last human being alive who can be converted to a kindred, pathetic DVD-Only creature of the night; so he will finally enjoy the company of another lonely outcast. These two pathetic souls will then be free to admire each other's Barbie-doll collections and hang out at the mall with the other 15-year-olds.
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Follow Ups
- You can't kill him. He is like a DVD-Zombie ... - Quadzilla 06:27:49 04/03/07 (1)
- LOL;nt - Pacman 11:28:06 04/03/07 (0)