new from apple

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Upsamplers, DACs, jitter, shakes and analogue withdrawals, this is it.

Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that
can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBreast will cost
between $499 and $599.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always
complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy

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Topic - new from apple - Michael Samra 04:26:13 04/18/07 (3)

Where can I get a pair? - Feanor 03:37:12 04/20/07 (0)

Re: new from apple - bondmanp 11:30:45 04/19/07 (0)

I have no idea why but - chris e. 21:36:51 04/18/07 (0)

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